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What's in your purse/pockets right now?

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

I have to confess, it's a little embarrassing...I'm one of "those" people. I have been for as long as I have been an internet user. Online surveys, you can usually count on me to fill them out. I act like it's an annoying waste of time and that I am only filling it out because I feel obliged to, I like to assure myself that my life is way to jam packed and exciting to waste time that I can never get back.

This actually isn't true. These surveys used to fill my AOL email box back in middle school, where we would would spend countless hours online after school, chatting on IM, filling out the email surveys and sending them to each other. Today they are mostly confined to Facebook, which may lead you to believe you are no longer victim to the obliging email forward. Not true again, you are now obliged to fill one out if someone 'tags' you in theirs.

When this happens, I tell myself, " Wow they must want to know more about me!" I'm really just flattering myself here.

The thing is, you really can learn a lot about a person by their seemingly mundane answers to random questions, these impromptu "innerviews" are fascinating to me.

So I signed up on Plinky. Like every other vice I have, (this blog for example) my original intent was virtuous. On Plinky, they call the random questions "prompts" and they are supposed to inspire you to compose great material. Considering the writing season is nearing high tide for me; contest submissions are due, conferences are looming, there's a half finished novel at home, and my mailbox is filling with rejection letters from publishers, a little inspiration can't hurt.

One question on Plinky I found particularly fascinating is what someone might have at any given moment in their purse, especially if they are random and unorganized like me. If you can swing it, you can learn a lot about somebody by what they've got in their purse/wallet. I remember once I was caught with a copy of "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene in my bag, that was the epitome of great coincidence, how often do you find someone carrying around a book about quantum mechanics? There was also a mini thesaurus, a pocket U.S. Constitution (don't ask) and a tape measure modeled like a cow.

I confessed to Plinky last night about my bag contents:

Christian Dior Makeup Palette I never use
I don't usually wear makeup...and I rarely reapply on the fly unless it's a special occasion, but what if it suddenly becomes a "makeup day" in the middle of the day? Heaven forbid I am unprepared! (Note: this has never actually happened)

Shu Umeura (sp) Eyelash curler
I'm usually tired, it makes me look awake

Bag of kumquats
I wanted some new food to try that I don't eat on an everyday basis. So I bought kumquats, they travel surprisingly well. Sour though...

Dior Sunglasses
There are a few things I get excited about purchasing and am willing to splurge for, one is designer sunglasses. A stupid frivolous purchase, especially in Portland. But I don't care.

Checking Account and Savings Register
Unlike my previous listed items might suggest, I am a prodigious saver! I actually save or invest over half of what I make. This springs from having a past where I was hugely in debt and always freaking out about bills. Now I am liberating anal retentive.

crackberry

About a million different lipglosses
(see item #1)

Lifesavers
I get dry mouth when I go running

The Art of Procrastination

Thursday, March 12, 2009
There is an acquired skill that is so valuable, nobody should deny themselves this knowledge. This skill has led to the evolution of the greatest artistic and revolutionary minds we know. At the very least, it's contributed to the health and well-being of millions. Everybody does it, but nobody particularly likes to own up. It's the art of procrastination.

"Why is procrastination a skill?"

Procrastination can be a valuable tool if utilized correctly. Some do their best work under a tight deadline. Their vision is the most clear, the most creative, and the most objective. There's no time to waffle. That my friend, is what procrastination is truly about.

There are many methods of procrastination. However to truly and effectively get the most from this formidable skill, it's important that your procrastination technique is as effective for you personally as possible.

Consider the fact that the average adult spends 8-14 hours a week aimlessly surfing the net. While it is extremely important to make absolute certain you are 100% updated at all times on Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, My Space, etc. This is not where the true essence of procrastination lies. Unless social media is what revs your engine and gets you out of bed each day, or you have your moments of Zen while tagging pictures of friends and creeping on your ex from high school, this is not procrastinating, this is wasting 8 hours.

Never ever waste valuable procrastinating time! Truly successful procrastination should leave you feeling rested, invigorated, creative, and energized. Think of it as an enriching nap for the mind and spirit. If you carve yourself time in your hectic and mind-numbing routine for some procrastination time, you will reap the benefits in other areas of life. So just say "NO" to the "To Do List" and say yes to wandering aimlessly on the waterfront, eating Italian ice and watching bums attempt aerobics.

Some of my best work so far is the direct result of very satisfying, enriching and formidable skill of procrastination in its purest form!

Procrastinate in an area near you today!

Places to Procrastinate:
NW Portland:
  • Powells. duh.
  • Sip & Kranz. Especially in the summer, when the people, dog and little kid watching is at it's peak.
  • Rose Gardens/Japanese Gardens. This is especially productive if you enjoy smelling flowers and accidentally crashing weddings.
  • Saint Cupcake. Have one of each tiny cupcake they are featuring that day. I reccomend the Red Velvet and the Fat Elvis. When you're done there, head over to Cupcake Joe's and do the same!
  • Dazzle on NW 23rd. Look at the cute blazers from The Bella Sisters www.bellasisters.com. Their clothes are sustainable, fashion forward and unique! I have a jacket was custom-made for me for my birthday featuring felt owls, ruffles, pinstrips, puff sleeves and a sewn in hood, fantabulous! They also have cases of unique jewelry there reminiscent of Twist, but much more accessibly priced.
  • Coffee and Crepes at Vivace on NW 23rd & Pettygrove

Greater SW Portland:

  • Multnomah Village. As a promoter of books and independent book stores, of course I have to mention Annie Bloom's (they have a cat).
  • The Buffalo Gap. Ten cent wings! Bring antacid.
  • Multnomah County Library
  • Try hats on at John Helmer Haberdasher
  • Eat breakfast at McCormick & Schmidt's Harborside and watch the dogs (this is best in nice weather)


SE Portland

  • Pambiche on 28th and Glisan. I highly reccomend the tres leches cake, empanadas, arroz con pollo and braised oxtail! And don't forget the lemonade made with real sugarcane!
  • The Laurelhurst. Cheap movies, cheap food.
  • All the random vintage stores!
  • Andy and Bax in NE Portland
  • Fleur De Lis cafe. Delicious scones and pastries! Good prices too.
  • Luxe Autohaus (you can dream!) and Ecomotion, the electric cars are so cute!
  • Furever Pets on NE Broadway is an adorable pet boutique. Get your dog a pupcake so he doesn't feel left out when you gorge yourself on cupcakes all day.
  • Great cheap American Chinese food: Saigon on NE Broadway. Get the Won Ton Soup!
  • The Kennedy School, for the same reason we like The Laurelhurst x2.

Stay tuned